Monday, July 4, 2011

Post-Earth anti-colonial pot smoking saboteurs &c.

I've just got word from Fred Coppersmith, editor of Kaleidotrope, that he'll be publishing my anti-hippie, pro-violence, substance-abusing, wormhole-generating, death-spiraling slur-hurling minimum-wage pimpin' operatic space turd "Children of the Earth" in a coming issue. Probably not until 2012, so you guys are all going to have to wait a little while until that amazing promo I just did comes to fruition.

Sorry for writing awesome blurbs.



  1. You've got my interest piqued substantially. Congrats!

  2. Why would a space turd be called "Children of the Earth"? I'm just sayin'. It's inCon'gruous